miz wants a title shot show 3

I came to play hits the pa syestem

Crowd boos

The miz walks down to the ring

The miz gets in the ring and grabs a mic

The miz: it has come to my attention that my bitch of a girlfriend kelly is cheating on me with that douche randy Orton

Crowd cheers and chants "Orton Orton Orton"



Themiz: but I don't care about that, what I do care about is how xwc is neglecting its most talented, its most entertaining and not to mention the best superstar to ever step foot into a wrestling ring, by not giving him a title shot, vickie guerrero needs to realize that I am the xwcs only hope, that I am the only reason that people tune in every week to see, by not giving me a title shot you are shoving this company down the toilet, you aren't gonna make it in this this business you need. To realize that that loser randy Orton does not deserve to be champion, I deserve to. Be champion and everyone here knows that, randy Orton is not the idol your kids should be looking up to, I should be there idol, me, I am the most charismatic superstar to ever step foot into the xwc ring, I demand a rematch for the world title at mayhem and I am gonna get it one way or another, BECAUSE I'M THE MIZ AND IIIIII'MMMMMMMMM AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vickie walks down the ramp with a mic and she enters the ring.

Vickie Guerrero: Well Miz, since you want this title shot so bad. You can have it. So at Mayhem it will be Randy Orton vs The Miz in a Ladder match. Also the loser is banned from XWC for 2 shows without pay.

Crowd: ORTON'S GONNA KICK YOU HEAD IN!!!

Vickie Guerrero: Now Miz I suggest you leave my goddamn ring before I get pissed. Also never tell me I need to realize something

Miz: oh, I am so scared vickie, if I wanted to watch boring mind numbing incopotence I would watch that movie you stared in

Crowd boos

Miz: now vickie, why don't you go back there to your boyfriend shane mcmahon, bawl your little eyes out and figure out how you could screw this show up more

Miz waits in the ring for a response

Vickie Guerrero: My boyfriend? I don't know what the hell you're talking about but you know that I'm the gm right?

The Miz nods.

Vickie Guerrero: Good because I thought you were completely brain dead. Listen up you better learn your place soon or I'll hit your match with Orton up with so many stipulations that you won't know what hit you. Now I suggest you apologize, because I might not be able to beat you in a fight, but I can hurt you other ways.

Miz: are you testing me vickie. I bet you that dog that died on the side of the street would do a better job as gm than you, as a matter of fact how about you go out there and hire him cause you obviously need someone to make all of your decisiona for you, do you have a brain in that fat head of yours? Cause none of your ideas in this business have worked, so go ahead and test me

Miz waits for a reply

Vickie starts laughing.

Vickie Guerrero: HA, did you really just say that I have a fat head? What about your lovehandles. Take the trunks off it's gross. Put the shorts on. HA! You're a funny one. So funny that next show it's Jeff Hardy vs The Miz in a Hardcore match. Hey now I'm funny too.

The crowd cheers.

Miz: hey you finnaly made a good choice vickie, you gave me more time in the spotlight, my spotlight, what are you gonna do next vickie, you gonna put me in another match, ahhhh are you gonna?

Miz looks at vickie

Miz: c'mon whatcha gonna do next?

Miz waits for a response

Vickie Guerrero: Hm what to do next? Oh I know this!

Vickie knees The Miz in the nuts and he falls to the ground.

Vickie Guerrero: Maybe you should think twice before you speak, you asshole. Now you learned not to talk back. Now you have to LEARN YOUR GODDAMN ROLE!

Miz slowley gets up

Miz: is that the best you got vickie? I have had worse than that when a cat bit my finger, if that's all you got than you are gonna need to step your game up because you are dealing with the fastest rising star in the history of wrestling and you are gonna need to respect me, Yu half Rasse gm

Miz waits for a response

Miz: you still insist on testing me? You fire me you get rid of ratings, once i'm fired this show will drop like a rock,you need to realize that I am the next world champion, randy Orton is not the man that brings in all of the ratings, what's the next thing you're gonna do? You gonna put me in a gauntlet? Oh i'm so scared, shakin in my boots

Miz waits for a response

Vickie looks at the crowd and turns back to The Miz.

Vickie Guerrero: Well then, since you asked for something like that. You have a Hardcore match against Jeff Hardy and Suicide. Have fun, and what do you mean testing you? You don't have the balls to do anything to me. Mostly because I think I broke them when I kneed you.

Miz: oh, this is finally working out, look who finally popped out of there shell, what are you gonna do next vickie? Are you gonna make it 3? 4? 5? Cause I have no problem taking on whiever you throw at me, I will happily take on anyone, cause it means more time in my spotlight

Miz waits for a response

Miz: iwhen I lose? I don't lose, winning is in my dna, I am born to win. And born to lead, you on the other hand obviously are not, you can't even lead a duck across the street, let alone run a show, you will never be good enough to own this show, you're not even good enough to be the plunger that the plumber usses

Miz waits for a response

Miz: that was a fluke, Orton got lucky, he was lucky that I was so generous as to go to the top rope just for him, if I didn't go up he would have lost, that was one minor setback in the road to my destiny and nothing your fat little head can think up will stop me

Miz waits for a response

Miz: what are you gonna do, are you gonna knee me, you did that already, and no one in the back can compete in the same league as me, I am in a league of my own, no one compares to what I can do in the ring, so show me, what exactly are you gonna do?

Miz waits for a response

Miz: forget her, she's a bitch just like you, you need to go run in the backyard and get back in the back and get more people for me to fight, so bring it on, I don't care if it's homocide or shawn michaels none of them can stand up to the star power that I bring to this ring

Miz waits for a response

Miz: oh yeah, bring the third stooge into the mix, that is a very awesome plan vickie, c'mon you just proved how stupid you are, putting homocide and suicide on the same team already means their destruction, may as well just award me the win already

Miz waits for a response

Miz: I have got nothing to prove, I am the fastest rising superstar in this company, if I was so much of a loser I wouldn't say this, instead of just three guys, why not actually make a choice that is smart, one where I have a chance of actually losing, put me against the whole roster

Miz waits for a response